Dear diary..
How can I describe how I feel today...?
The only thing that comes close, is the day my Jelly Bear asked me to be his Meatpie..
[Flashback]
I remember the day we met, a cold and grey day, grey yet cold day.
I felt a stick up my crack, took it out, saw no-one and chucked the stick away.. I carried on walking, and once again a stick up my crack..
When I turned around, there he was.. The Jelly Bear with his fur, flowing like rApunZel's chin hair...
Oh damn.. Ran out of time.. Need to buy me some smaller clothes..