Dear diary...
[Back to the flashback]
I could feel the heat eminating both from him and the volcano.. It was mesmerizing..
I was watching him intently as he got down on his belly, nose facing the warm volcano ash..
He looked up at me with his one beautiful big puppy eye.. And I was enthralled..
He asked me a simple question: "will you shave my back?"
"Yes yes yes!" I exclaimed
He smiled at me with his hillbilly teeth..
All of a sudden the volcano errupted and as the lava was running down like a waterfall, he asked me to be his flubber lover..
[End of flashback]
*happy sigh*